say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Enjoy the penises
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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