laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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