i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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