Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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