how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You can't just leave with hair like that
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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