i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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