i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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