I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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