Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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