So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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