see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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