we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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