So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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