The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The air taste purple.
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