you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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