Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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