She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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