you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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