how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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