I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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