He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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