All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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