It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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