She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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