Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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