All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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