Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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