Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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