This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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