she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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