He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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