the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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