4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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