all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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