You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
