The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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