I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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