found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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