I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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