I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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