this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
