Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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