Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
wow bdsm is so cute
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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