im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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