remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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