The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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