Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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