brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
