dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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