I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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