everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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