never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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