with your own penis?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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