ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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