yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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