But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
A bitchslap is in order.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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